Wednesday, August 31, 2011

A Deeper Look Into the Mind of Brad

The other day on a joke news site I saw this headline: "97-Year-Old Dies Unaware Of Being Violin Prodigy."  It made me laugh at first but then it made me think about how sad that would be to have a talent that you never developed.  Then I started thinking about myself and if I had any talents that I never developed.  My first thought was baseball because I quit when I was 11.  As I was trying to recall my top baseball moments, the only thing I could remember was running out to second base in between innings, jumping into the air for no reason at all, landing awkwardly on second base and spraining my ankle.  Ok probably no undeveloped talent there.  I've spent the last few weeks thinking about this and here are the top 3 things that I think I could have been pretty good at had I put the proper time and practice into them.  So without further adieu, let me introduce you to...


Brad the Olympic swimmer


Up until about three years ago, I swore I was the worlds fastest head-above-water swimmer.  I hated swimming lessons when I was younger and didn't feel the need to practice proper technique if I wasn't setting any world records.  10 months ago however, I learned how to swim properly and have been doing it twice a week at the gym for exercise.  I don't want to brag, but I'm getting pretty darn good.  I'm not basing this opinion on any times or people that I've raced, but I do regularly get asked by other people in the pool for tips, and that makes me feel pretty good.  Now I can't say how good of a swimmer I would have been had I practiced when I was younger, but I do know that Michael Phelps is 6'4" with size 14 feet.  I am 6'5" with 13s.  I'll let that sink in for a second.


Brad the Nascar Champion


If you've ever driven in my car you have probably noticed that I am a really good driver.  Right now some of you may be thinking yeah right you tailgate everybody. Yeah well you know who else does? Jimmie Johnson.  So yeah.  Every time I'm driving up to Salt Lake and weaving in and out of traffic I know I should be a racer.  I've been trying to think of what has shaped me into such a great driver and I think I've found it.  I remember being about 10 years old and my dad asked me if I wanted to go ride the jetski.  I of course said yes and we walked down to the dock.  Dad handed me the key and said, "Alright here you go, you are old enough to ride by yourself now."  Even my young mind thought that was a bad idea, but I wasn't about to say no to this opportunity. Ever since that day I was driving that thing all the time.  I attribute my young jetski driving experience to the car being an extension of my body today.  


Brad the Tennis Superstar


I never really played much tennis growing up.  But I think if I would have I could have been the next Novak Djokovic (by the way do people call him The Djoker?  They better because that is a sweet nickname.  If it's not already being used then I want credit for it.) I remember the only time I would play tennis we would make a rule that there was no out of bounds and the ball could bounce as many times as it could but once it stopped bouncing that would score a point.  In High School I got out of weight training class to take the easy PE class where we played games all day.  I know you're all wondering right now how I got such big muscles without lifting weights, and I don't have an answer for you.  One day in PE class we started a tennis section where we learned the basics, played for a few days, and then had a singles and doubles tournament.  I dominated the singles and then won the doubles tournament. So I would say that made me the best tennis player in my high school (aside from almost everyone on the tennis team of course.)  When I got to BYU my freshman year I had a couple of friends that had played in high school so they talked me into playing with them.  We would play about once a week and at first I wasn't much competition for them.  After a little practice though I became a pretty formidable opponent.  I wasn't dominating them, but our games were pretty back and forth.  Since then I've played tennis probably twice.  When I was playing regularly I got good fast and I can't help but wonder how good I could have been had I put some time into tennis.  **Note** Right now some of my family members might be thinking about my poor performance last December in California.  The only excuse I have is that I play to the level of my competition.  Also, those rackets were crappy.


Ok well I've shared a lot with you all today.  I hope you enjoyed it.  Now is the fun part.  If you read this post then you MUST leave a comment and say what you think you could or would have excelled at.  If you are too ashamed to attach your name to it then you can leave it as anonymous, I don't care.  But you gotta do it.  If you don't do this then you will be cursed and you will never excel at anything in your life.  Also you will be super lame.

11 comments:

  1. I refuse to be super lame. Absolutely refuse.

    I know most people would peg me as a missed WNBA opportunity, but who am I kidding. White girl can't jump.

    But now that I am the second fastest runner in my household (take that Scarlet!), I think I missed my olympic gold in racing. With these long legs of mine I would look like an albino Kenyan runner, taking one stride where others must take three or four.

    I coulda been great...

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  2. I'm going to go with stunt double. I mean, I got into 2 death-defying car accidents, walked away from both of them and I wasn't even trying. Think of the damage I could have caused with some practice. Such an untapped talent...

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  3. Thank you for that post Brad - that was a good one! Lest I be cursed I shall also play along...

    I think I could have been a really good pianist. I have long fingers and I am a really good typist. Piano players make good typists so I figured it probably works the other way around too! I have always planned to try it out and see but haven't gotten around to it. I think that subconsciously I may be afraid to test my theory because as long as I don't, there is still a chance that I am the next Liberace (only female, straight and alive.) But if I put my theory to the test and fail, then it's just another thing I suck at. So will my subconscious overpower my conscious and never really grant me the hudspah to try? I don't know but I'll keep you posted!

    Oh and I think I could be a really good singer... if I wasn't tone deaf!!!

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  4. Ahh, what might have been???? I could have been a great hair model, you know like that guy who is on the covers of all those romance novels with the long flowing locks. That was me back in the day, girls would fight to sit behind me in school so they could brush and braid my hair. It just got to be a burden and I just gave it all up one day, stopped growing hair cold turkey. Never looked back until your blog made me realize, I coulda been somebody.

    Another semi-undeveloped talent of yours is BYU Creamery chocolate milk drinking. Had you applied yourself you could be the brewmaster/head taster at the creamery by now. You are a talented man.

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  5. Hey oh, Great post,

    As for me, I’m taking my talents to the BYU intramural fields to dominate unathletic BYU students in a friendly game of ultimate Frisbee. It is sad to say but I never played a game of “Ultimate,” but I know I could kick the crap out of those short skinny New Balance wearing BYU kids. I am not gonna lie but, I am a solid Frisbee thrower, and in my hay-day I was semi-quick with a high motor. So I would have probably been MVP of the league.
    But, you know I am glad I am not good at “Ultimate.” Because if anyone every tells you they are good at ultimate Frisbee, what they are really saying is, I am not really good at anything.

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  6. alright, considering my affinity for cats I think I could have been a pretty sweet lion tamer if given the opportunity, but mom and dad never even took me to the circus so I'll blame them for that.

    Also, we all know I'm an excellent eater so I could probably be the hot dog eating champion of the world by now. Except there was that time I choked on that hot dog and dad didn't even try to save me at all...

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  7. I'm pretty sure I could have been a fantastic contortionist. These long skinny legs aren't much use for anything else seeing as I can't run fast or jump high. Plus I can already put my leg behind my head!

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  8. I kind of want to get cursed just to see what will happen...but I think I shouldve joined the debate team, I always win in my mind and thats all that matters!

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  9. Hey Brad! You probably won't remember me but... I once gave you a napkin with my friends number on it at that Hawaiian bbq place!
    Anyways, hilarious post! I love the visuals!
    And since I don't accept being lame...
    I think I could have been a FREAKISHLY awesome ballerina! I'm super short and flexible (am I'm going into too much detail? oh well)
    and if my parents had cared about me at all they would have seen the potential in me!

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  10. You are hilarious!! I probably could have excelled at softball, my brother plays baseball and i used to play catch with him in our younger days. and i can throw a ball a pretty far distance, and not to mention my legs are solid like rocks

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