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One of the coolest things about Lake Powell are the incredible houseboats. Every houseboat has a name on the back and they are usually something clever.
Here are some examples of houseboat names I have seen:
Dreamweaver (Makes me think of Wayne’s World http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSfbGZXFM4k
Livin’ the Dream (Not bad)
Just For Fun (lame)
Sotally Tober (Kinda funny but not very classy)
Patriot
Toys R Us (Ehh)
Powellin’ Around (Cute but lame)
Friendship (Lamest name ever)
Drug Money (Again pretty funny but can you feel right taking kids on a boat called Drug Money?)
Ever since then I have spent numerous science lectures thinking about what I would name my boat if I had one and these are some I came up with…
Heliophobia or Hydrophobia (Fear of the sun or water) I thought this one was pretty clever but dumber friends might not get it
Business Expense – I might have actually seen this one I wasn’t sure but I’m just gonna pretend that I made it up.
Wish You Were Here- Like the Incubus song
Straight Floating on a Boat- I think this is one of the funniest songs ever written
Money Buys Happiness- Ever seen someone frowning on a jet ski? Didn’t think so…
Only In Dreams- Like the Weezer song
Thug Life- Anyone that knows me well would probably agree that there is no better way to describe the way I live
Justification for Higher Education- This is actually stolen from a poster but I thought it would be perfect for my boat.
School Is For Fools Look At Me!!!- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz-6-MfpsJo
I thought these were all pretty clever but there was one that stood out above them all and would definitely be on the back of my boat. It is actually a quote from Vikings’ receiver Randy Moss. He was fined $10,000 by the NFL so the reporters asked him how he was going to pay it and this is what he said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-aAitwm_yo
Well said Randy, well said.